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No matter how many times I see this I die of laughter every time
:’)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
that is a plant, it doesn’t know how to use an atm machine. i bet it doesn’t even know where it is right now. every year trillions of plants are being kidnapped from their families and taken to unknown facilities where they are bound by what humans call “pots” leaving them paralyzed for the rest of their lives. 1 reblog= 1 prayer
(Source: ghostmodern)
(Source: tedfuckingmosby)
:(
Nooo sugar bear D:!!! what’s wrong?
Death Buy Lemonade
too cute
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
her eyes were the colour of
Because small potatoes are a different color than medium potatoes
